“I appreciate your honesty, Kit. You know I’d rather hear the truth, no matter how hurtful,” I sniffled, blowing my nose into a balled-up tissue.

“It’s his loss, Nikki. Didn’t you tell me that he was like a 90-year-old man in bed?” she reminded me. 

“His erectile dysfunction was legendary, and he started taking male enhancement drugs recently.” Visions of Jayson’s limp dick polluted my memory…at least I don’t have to pre-game with a vibrator anymore. 

“We can send a bag of dicks, filled with glitter to his house as a wedding gift,” Kit suggested. “Used it myself with excellent results.”

 “I’ll text you his address,” I promised.


Vortex: A Fictional Memoir by Nicole Seymour

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Vortex: A Fictional Memoir



I have the daunting task of starting my life over, yet again.
A failed marriage. Although it is Alex who failed me…
I am AJ’s mom and no one, not even Alex, can take that away from me.
It was that day, at that moment. I went into full Self-preservation Mode…


Nicole has single-handedly rebuilt her life after escaping an abusive, toxic relationship...

A Paranormal Novella by Nicole Seymour

Coming Soon! If I don't succumb to imposter syndrome!

Two souls. Two personalities. One mind.

Coming in fall 2025.

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Nicole Seymour

Nicole Seymour

Nicole Rodriguez is a pseudonym for Gen X indie author, Nicole Seymour

Instead of self-pity, Nicole opted for an extremely productive midlife crisis. 

Despite declining estrogen levels and unwavering brain fog, she published her first novel, Vortex: A Fictional Memoir. 

Her novels will have a consistent vibe of romantic suspense, ‘wait for it’ moments, multiple orgasms, psychological deep-dives, and dark humor—sometimes all in one chapter.

Besides creating potential NYT best-sellers, Nicole balances single motherhood and a full-time nursing career. She is a pet-free, plant-killer who loves bingeing psychological thrillers, consuming serial killer documentaries for research, and ingesting deplorable quantities of chocolate.

Nicole is a domestic violence advocate and survivor who, through her books, raises awareness and provokes misogynists.